Monthly Archives: August 2008

“We’ll put you on hold.”

Frankly, I don’t like these words, but since my mother taught me to be patient I’m willing to understand I have to wait once and a while.

What really bothers me is that some companies try to use the time they put you on hold to make sales pitches.

If you are such a company, I have one advice: don’t. Stop making these unwanted sales pitches. They are harming you.

Why? If people call you to get serviced, service them and do it properly. That, without any doubt, is the best sales pitch you can ever make.

If you put people on hold you are denying them your service. They are not getting what they are paying you for.

On top of that, the costs are adding up to their phone bill. So actually, they are paying the operator to allow you to make unwanted sales pitches for free while you are not giving your clients what they pay you for.

Not a great way to get or to keep a client aboard.

So quit making sales pitches while putting clients on hold. It’s rude and it shows a lack of respect.

Instead, put your money where your mouth is and invest more in your customer service department.

You will make the sale more often. I promise.

I love to get birthday wishes. The more, the better.

This year, I also got a dozen of messages from companies who got hold of my email address and decided to send me a birthday wish on behalf of their company. Some of these messages sounded really nice. Most of them includd a gift which I would only get when I would spend something in their favor first.

This made me think of something I read in Predictably Irrational, the book by Dan Ariely which I have referred to in earlier posts. There’s a chapter about the difference between the social and the market world. And how the two of them don’t go together very well.

These birthday messages are a nice example of this discrepancy. Every company wants to be your personal friend. They want you to be part of the family. So they send you a birthday card. With a gift. But none of my friends would ever try to offer me a gift in return for a favour. A gift is a gift. Period.

Now your computer generated messages seem all the more ingenuine to me. You think you show me you care, but in fact you show me just the opposite.

You let a computer do the talking and use my birthday as an excuse to make me spend more money at your company. Which basically means …

You don’t care.

If you want to be truly remarkable as a marketeer, if you want to be my friend, then give a gift.

I’ll love you even more for it.


My six words

definitly asking the wrong questions

What about yours?